Hair Undresser

Rhianna has a had a new haircut and the internet is awash with updates. It's difficult to say what has led to this significant moment but the little we know is enough to keep people talking. About what exactly? How freaking cool she looks of course and also what everyone thinks about it. People who have questioned the look have been sufficiently lambasted and the saga will likely continue until Robert Pattison stubs his toe on a coffee table.

Celebrities are repeatedly praised and analysed for their fashion sense but the reality is they can't even dress themselves. This isn't a cheap jibe but a nod to the stylists that ponce and pamper our favourite famous folk. They dictate which skin-tight leotard is most fashionable and which grade to use on Rhianna's buzz cut.

Fans of raging nonsense bashing (RnB) will probably be racing to the garden shed and trimming their bush so they too can look like the whining songstress. Any change in appearance is a crafted idea that is designed to get people talking and mimicking.

When your next door neighbour Geraldine has her monthly purple rinse do you get so excited? Probably not. If she entered X-factor, wore some nipple tassles, and gyrated on Louis Walsh's gormless face you might though. Because then she would be worthy of the worlds attention.