Royal Jugs

We're no stranger to a pair of knockers, particularly from a woman named Katie. This time however Jordan’s juggernauts are locked away in an Essex cupboard and its the royal jugs that have been causing the wagging tails and open mouths. It's also not that shocking that the French have been waving around their peeping Tom faces and using ultra long lenses to capture some titty.

The media are on stony ground as the death of Diana has reared its ugly head. Comparisons are being made to the intrusiveness of the media that ultimately led to Diana's death. It appears then that the fearless photographers see death as an occupational hazard.

The press are a law unto themselves and hide behind the veil of the ongoing search of the truth and the need to inform. What did they expect to gain from Middleton's chest? Copious copies sold and that has been achieved – ten fold. That would then suggest that we lap it up and are also to blame for the intrusive nature of the press.

Imagine if your crown jewels were plastered all over the Daily Star on a Sunday morning and people up and down the country enjoyed checking out your privates whilst munching on a bowl of soggy Weetabix. Males are not the target of the press because a wretched pair of balls wont be selling newspapers anytime soon. A pair of baby feeders will though, so photographers are constantly on the hunt for some revealing nipple and low-cut clunge.

The problem is this is not a rare occurrence. Britney's crevice was spread round the internet after horny cameramen opted to get a bit of up-skirt action. Other wags and skeletal models are constantly being chased out of taxis and down side-streets just to capture a bit of skin. Some celebs encourage the revealing images and leave the house wearing nothing more than a shoelace whereas others look to cover a few cracks now and again.

Closer might be fined but they will have planned for such inconveniences and they will be fully prepared to take some sort of hit. This will not deter them or any other publication from following suit in the future, and until people stop enjoying delving into another persons private lives it will continue for many years to come.